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The ADD Blog by Alan David Doane
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This is going to be an odd one, I can feel it. Probably a short one, too. It so happens that, without any real explanation for it, I somehow picked up something of a social life in the past week, so I didn’t do much comics reading. Did you realize that some women, and this is rare, might still be attracted to you after you mention you’re writing a graphic novel? Strange but true. I mean, you really have no excuse now, do you? I also finished reading a good novel, and am partially through the Chris Ware monograph and a long way from done with The Complete Calvin and Hobbes. I’m sure I’ll have something to say about both of those, so let’s set that aside for now. I was thinking of doing a kind of “rerun” column—pulling some past reviews of graphic novels that remained pretty timeless. But it turns out I guess I don’t have those files, and the site that kept the really old CBG archives is really spotty. The stuff I did find was mainly very dated reviews of floppies or just stuff I don’t particularly care for now. Interesting to find that less than two years ago I enthusiastically reviewed a manga called The Ruler of the Land that I don’t remember at all. And a couple years before that, I filed, “The Negation Conversation—An Interview With Tony Bedard,” no doubt done during a time when the site was being supplied regularly with CrossGen titles and we felt some obligation to throw the spotlight on them with some regularity. I have no recollection of the interview and would have sworn with a gun to my head I’d never had any contact with Bedard before I saw this. And of course I saw columns I’d edited from former CBG writers with whom I dealt with on a daily basis for months whom I’d forgotten entirely. Memory is an amazing thing. Kind of amusing to see such an enthusiastic review by ADD of the Kevin Smith/Michael Avon Oeming Bluntman and Chronic graphic novel, too! Actually, that kind of leads me to a realization, admittedly not a deep one. Whatever ADD or I or any CBG contributor has written here, it’s been the honest opinion of the time. Or at least I’ll vouch for myself and him and most of the others. And really, you shouldn’t be upset you raved about something you now might think is crap, or at least you see some big flaws in it. That’s growth. That’s refining your tastes, adding to your knowledge and experience. Some art is made to last a lunchtime, not a lifetime, and that’s okay. I rarely eat at McDonald’s anymore, because I don’t like the taste of much of their food and none of it is healthy, but as one is close to my work, I will sometimes eat there out of convenience. So the other day, I ordered a Cobb Salad and it took them so long to make it the manager gave me some fries for free. They were at the peak temperature, crisp and tasty—the best I can remember from them. But I know if I had them just fifteen minutes later, they’d be crud already. But that doesn’t mean that for that short time they weren’t great. It’s just one of the occupational hazards of being a critic that one will, without meaning to, put out an opinion that changes some time after the review goes up. You really can’t worry about it, and if you go back and find you feel differently now about something, well then maybe you have become a little smarter, better-informed, or something in your life experience has given you a new perspective. With that said, I wanted to share my end of some conversations from the last couple days with other comics pundits. I’ll just run them in chronological order, with no editing other than to remove names of those to whom I was responding. What I want to do here is not necessarily to piss off those who have great affection and admiration for Moore and his works, because I count myself fully in their company, but I think it’s really, really important, as an adult, to see beyond affection, and nostalgia, and vague, happy wishes, to the facts and laws we all are living with in this particular reality. No one is infallible, even geniuses.
2) I don’t think Moore’s talent should be a consideration here—if Marv Wolfman wants his name off The Judas Contract because he doesn’t like the Teen Titans cartoon, that’s really no different. You’re giving Moore moral weight merely because he’s more famous and more respected. What about the morality of honoring a contract? If Moore feels that DC or one of their affiliated companies or agents committed acts that render Moore’s and Lloyd’s original contract with DC, then Moore and probably Lloyd need to seek legal representation.
The last response responds to #2, so it contains refutations to some assertions there. It shouldn’t be too hard to figure out what I’m arguing against—I may be wrong, but I’m usually pretty thorough. I reiterate a good deal of what I already said with somewhat different words, as you’ll see: 3) You’re saying that as long as Moore isn’t interested in money, DC shouldn’t be, either, and while I would be happy if the rights to V reverted to Moore, it’s just not fair to expect the other party to concede to your demands just because your position seems to be one based more on creative principles than commerce. It’s a contract between two parties struck in order to make commerce. One thing that’s interesting to me is that this is really a new stance for Moore, asserting that movies based off his books somehow damage his reputation and retroactively hurt the books themselves. From what I remember, he has ignored the movies and treated them, quite rightly in my opinion, as almost wholly separate entities, and his desire to never be a part of them fits with that. To me, and I’m sure to many, LOEG isn’t harmed by the movie, nor From Hell, and neither will V. I don’t think it’s accurate to say the issue is DC using his reputation to sell the movie, since a) DC is not a movie studio—should I stop watching The Simpsons if I don’t like Sean Hannity? It’s all Fox, right? b) “sub-standard hack” is not really a fair description of the Wachowskis, whom one would really have to assume care about the book even if they totally screw it up—it’s not exactly a story that screams blockbuster, and besides, it’s reasonable to assume no one would make the version Moore would like, since he never wanted a film anyway; c) Moore is not really a sales powerhouse, on average. To me, and your “sub-standard hack” comments support this, this is a pretty simple issue that is only clouded by emotions—admiration for Moore and probably past anger at DC and other publishers. Because Moore is more respected—and apparently for you, because he’s also a better seller than Wolfman—his wishes carry more weight. That’s just the cult of personality, not any opinion based on logic or legality or ethics or morals. When Terrel Owens held out for more money one year into a lucrative contract, it rightly pissed people off, because he should have shut up and honored his contract. He may be an idiot wide receiver and not a genius writer like Moore, but they were both adults when they signed their contracts, and they’re both just entertainers when you boil it down. No one’s morality or sense of fairness is the same, and that’s why we have laws. If he wants to pursue this legally, more power to him. Right now it’s just a rant, and in my opinion a poorly conceived one. Okay, so now we’ve learned that I really like to hear myself talk, and so, please send your emails about how Moore has more talent in the blancmange in his beard than me, because you’re probably right. But hey, I call it like I see it. Next week, most likely a review of The Freebooters by another ubertalented, bearded and highly principled creator, Barry Windsor-Smith, and probably at least one more book as well. Thanks for reading, as always.
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